...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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