I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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