my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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