I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
She announced her abortion via fbk
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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