Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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