that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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