The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
