If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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