Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm both gender and math confused
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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