do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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