We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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