Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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