I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
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I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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