absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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