I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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