i love accidental penises.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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