after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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