fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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