Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Boobs are out for the taking
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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