Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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