...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I think people are normalizing furries
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Randomize