He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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