I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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