We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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