I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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