no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
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She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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