Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
this will be a night to untag.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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