It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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