some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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