omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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