Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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