Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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