Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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