is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
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