Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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