What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Randomize
