Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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