I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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