have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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