question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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