I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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