shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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