By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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