Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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