He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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