dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
