y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Randomize
