stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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