If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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