his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We need to rekindle our bromance
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
