White coat. Heels.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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