sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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