some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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