I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm at about main and main street
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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