Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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