Buhtt sex?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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