His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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